Just got out (1:30am... relatively early) and about to crash. Hard. Until sign-in at 8am.
Some more Bikram quotes:
"What time is it? Son of a bitch, too many diamonds, I cannot see!"
"Muslims never get gout in their knee because they do half tortoise five times a day."
"Remember the other day I said, 'what happens if the sun comes too close to the Earth?'... I didn't say that?! Maybe I said it in Copenhagen, how should I know?"
"Physical problems, mental problems, sexual problems. By sex, I don't mean koochie-koochie sex. I mean when you fill out the paper, you choose M or W"
And to the lady, who shall remain nameless for now, who got caught sleeping tonight...
"You can sleep, I don't care. Because I ate your money already!"
Again, what a character!
he's a riot
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