Class with Emmy this morning. What a spirit! She's known for walking around during class, and since you hear her voice over the loudspeakers, you never really know where she is. All of a sudden, like a ninja, she'll just slip up behind you and start adjusting you. I haven't gotten tapped by her yet, but its always entertaining watch her sneak up on people.
Just got out of a very interesting class with Bikram. He's in such a weird mood today, its hilarious. I have never laughed so hard in a Bikram class in my life.
This morning, during the dialogue clinic, he cracked a couple jokes...
"I have so much to tell you! Even when I am dead and you come to my funeral, still I am talking. I will chase you- my ghost will chase you... and BITE you... like...DRACULA!"
Somehow he ended up on a tangent about Spine Twist Posture and how people often misunderstand the dialogue... "Tell them to touch their fucking fat ass to their ugly foot!"
And during this class we just got out of...
"When you are dead, I will be jumping on your coffin yelling, 'Lock your knee, lock your knee, lock your knee!!"
And during final stretching... "Heel close to your pussy! Now you understand! When I say 'heel close to your costume', you don't do anything, but when I say pussy, you respond!" .... and then in a high pitched voice, "Pussy pussy pussy!!"
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